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Fat Club News
Fat Club Thursday #14
Thu 10th Sep 2009
It has been a while since I posted an update on Fat Club which is mainly because I haven’t been during the Summer Holidays. With the kids off school parents have had to have their driving lessons outside of school hours when other parent is home to look after the little rug-rats and so Fat Club has had to suffer. I will admit to not being as good as I should have been once I am not having to get weighed every Thursday so it was with some fear and trepidation that I approached the scales tonight…
| Since Last Visit: | Total To Date: |
-4.5 lb |
-52.5 lbs (3St 10.5 lbs) |
Not great but better than a whole in the head. I am now going to be attending every week so watch this space for updates.
Fat Club Thursday #13
Thu 16th Jul 2009
As we know Thursday is FatClub day and time to head off to visit the horrors of the black box. For those of you who have never seen a FatClub before let me explain that the scales they use are digital and you stand on a black pressure pad (or black box) that records your weight. Everybody hates the black box, they approach it with fear and then the box holds the power to make it’s victims happy or sad. If they have lost weight you hear screams of delight whereas, if you have gained weight, there is a long silence followed by a list of excuses as long as your arm as to why that person has put weight on.
So tonight I approached the black box with trepidation, what would be my fate for this week…
| This Week: | Total To Date: |
-1 lb |
-48 lbs (3St 6lbs) |
Not great but better than a whole in the head. Next week me and Razzi are heading back to the gym!!
Fat Club Thursday #12
Thu 9th Jul 2009
Well after two weeks in Egypt where I ate everything in sight and drank gallons of larger topped off at the end of the night by the local cocktails; tonight was the time to face the music. Tonight I had to go to FatClub and get on those pesky scales again to see how much weight I had gained during our holiday. So with a heavy heart and with the fear raising I walked in and mounted the black box that is the decider of many a fate. What would the scales say…
The scales only said…
| This Week: | Total Todate: |
-3.5 lbs |
-47 lbs (3St 5lbs) |
I nearly fell off the pesky things!!
Fat Club Thursday #11
Thu 4th Jun 2009
Thursday is here yet again and that means only one thing – Fat Club. David went along to the late class again which is where he feels more at home amongst the alcoholics and non-stop eaters. Some of the stories you hear in this group tend to be of the extreme! One lady, who must weigh more than 30 stone, has lost about half a pound in six weeks while another drinks that much alcohol it is a wonder she has the time to eat!
Our favourite though, is the Irish lady who can’t believe why she doesn’t lose weight. The other week she explained she had been good all week and stuck to the diet religiously. When Julia questioned her further out came the truth. On the Friday night she had gone out and got drunk, the Saturday she went to a Wedding and decided to forget the diet because the food was so nice and the alcohol was flowing freely. Sunday she had a massive Roast Dinner, Monday she was bored in work so went to McDonald’s with the girls and Tuesday she couldn’t decide what to have for tea so just picked up a Pizza on the way home. Needless to say she didn’t lose much weight which completely puzzled her because all day Thursday she had only had her breakfast and some fruit.
Let me assure all readers, that last bit is not made up either!!
So how did Davidd do this week…
| This Week: | Total Todate: |
-2 lbs |
-41 lbs (2St 13lbs) |
Make sure you check back next Thursday to see if Davidd makes it to three stone!!
Fat Club Thursday #10
Thu 28th May 2009
We didn’t get round to giving you a FatClub update last Thursday, tonight is a buy one get one free night. Tonight Davidd went to the late class with all the alcoholics and chocoholics and he lost 1.5lbs which we have added to the weight he lost last week (4lbs) to bring a fortnightly total of 5.5lbs.
Well done Davidd from all The Bears!!
The record to date…
| This Week: | Total Todate: |
-5.5 lbs |
-39 lbs (2St 11lbs) |
Make sure you check back next Thursday to see if Davidd makes it to three stone!!
Fat Club Thursday #9
Thu 7th May 2009
Thursday is here once again and that means Davidd has to get on the scales at FatClub, if the scales can stand the strain! Tonight he went early to avoid the attentions of the club’s alcoholics and chocolate lovers and managed to lose another two pounds! Not as much as last week but nevertheless another step on the ladder.
Well done Davidd from all The Bears!!
The record to date…
| This Week: | Total Todate: |
-2 lbs |
-33.5 lbs (2 St 4.5 lbs) |
Make sure you check back next Thursday to see how Davidd gets on!!
Fat Club Thursday #8
Thu 30th Apr 2009
And here’s Thursday once again and that means Davidd has to get on the scales at FatClub. Tonight he called into the earlier class to try and avoid the temptations of the alcoholics and chocolate lovers and managed to lose five and a half pounds!
Well done Davidd from all The Bears!!
The record to date…
| This Week: | Total Todate: |
-5.5 lbs |
-31.5 lbs (2 St 3.5 lbs) |
Check back next Thursday to see how Davidd gets on!!
